I just wanna be a bad ass.


So today I went to the mall, and I spent 100 dollars on the Bruce Willis Die Hard Collection on Blu Ray disk.

Best decision I may have ever made.

I got home and I watched 1, 2 and 4 (because I already watched 3 last week and I didnt want to fall asleep while I was watching 4). Such a wonderful way to spend an evening alone. Yesterday I bought gummi bears and Sour Cherry Blasters. I ate most of them all tonight. I have a huge stomach ache, and I need to get to bed.

But I just wanted to share the fact that I wish I could be a real bad ass. A legit, 90’s action movie badass. I’m talking Bruce Willis, Keanu Reeves (PRE-MATRIX). You know, a dude you DO NOT want to fuck with. A bad ass cop who will bend the law to enforce the law.

I want to take on a group of terrorists on my own. I want to save the country from sheer terror. Not only that, but I want to do it 3 or 4 times in my lifetime. Not like a REAL LIFE HERO. I wanna do that shit the John Mclean way. Yipee Ki-Yay Mother Fuckers!

It’s an attainable dream? Right?

I would post more. But I don’t think that there is any more I can say

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

Anonymous January 26, 2009 at 1:55 am

hah. never too late to get a career in policing.

xbooernsx January 26, 2009 at 9:11 pm

I dont want to be a police, I want to be a bad ass renegade!

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