Save me, Oh God where the fuck have you been?


Today has been a relaxed day, I haven’t done much.

I woke up at 8am (WTF EH?!), after a pretty vivid dream, one of about 5-10 that I can remember having last night. I think this one involved the band “A Plea For Purging”, a band who happened to have been he last band we had done a “Mini-Tour” with before I parted with the band. Good Guys, weird dream.

I went back to sleep and woke up at 11. I made a coffee and greeted the parentals. Explained my awkward night. Awkward but still fun, and different.

Last night, for the first time in my life, I went out, to a *gasp* club (in guelph). It was Allison’s birthday, so I figured that instead of coming home and wallowing in self pity, I would go out and help her enjoy her 19th birthday.

We went to vinyl, and at the door my ID was suspected of being fake. I went through my entire wallet, showing the door guy that I have plenty of evidence that I am 20 (forty if you look at the Tim Card and Petro Points card). I’ll admit, it was a little awkward.

Within 10 seconds of being in the bar, some dude walked past me, slid his arm across my back and said “Sick ears bro”.

He wasn’t saying it like most normal guys say bro. I was being came onto. Of course I WOULD BE.

I’m really not going to sit for the next hour talking about the night, but after that we ran into Paul Moretti and James, wasted. It was nice to see them. Then I had some guy come up to me convinced he knew me, and that I went to Ross. He then called me doug and said that I used to be in a band he listened to. Then that I was a rockstar.


Then we went to Mcdonalds and Eric and I were trying to get two loser to fight us.

Pretty decent for a first time out.

The rest of today has involved me eating a bunch of hot dogs and trying to recover from a night that shouldn’t have taken a lot out of me, at all.

I watched the Deep Ocean episode of Planet Earth on Blu Ray. I feel like shit now, BLEH. Ill have another coke and watch some TV on DVD.

Bye 4 Nao?

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

allison j. March 22, 2009 at 7:09 pm

reading this blog just made me remember so much more from the night, didn’t some guy touch your ass? i remember the ear thing sorta, and i remember you NOT dancing, and i remember you being called doug like 5 times, and i remember you being sober…but you and erik tried to get 2 guys to fight you at mcdonalds?!! what the fuck, i do not remember this whatsoever. where the fuck was i at? jesus. my drinking career is over.

allison j. March 22, 2009 at 7:10 pm

also thanks for calling me Allison 😉

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