Glen Bell Jr. dies at age 86


The founder of Taco Bell has died. At age 86, Glen Bell Jr. of unannounced causes. Though to fuel speculation, I will claim that it was because he decided to try a double decker taco involving a volcano taco stuffed inside of a blackjack taco. His heart, nor brain could handle the intensity, and this resulted in a brain aneurism.

This means nothing to the Taco Bell franchise though, as Bell sold it to Pepsi in 1978.

Tonight I will pour a 40 of Nacho Cheese on the curb for our lost brother.

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Misty January 18, 2010 at 3:53 pm


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